He’s big and he walks funny and grunts and we’ve long wondered if he “goes to the bathroom in the woods.” He makes us feel uneasy, and experts say if we see him we should stand our ground, yell and make ourselves look bigger.
We remind ourselves “he was here first” and we try to co-exist with him. But now maybe he’s sick or getting old or has a thorn in his foot. Perhaps he’s just frustrated by not being able to find a mate.
And today we’d like the Division of Wildlife to shoot him in the ass with a tranquilizer dart and drop him off deep in the forest hundreds of miles away so he won’t bother us ever again.
But enough about Doug Bruce…
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